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Garlic is as good as ten… garlic

I’ll let you in on a little secret about myself. I love garlic. And I would say it is no ordinary love… I mean, I can eat whole cloves of raw garlic. It makes me hoot and holler sometimes, but hey, that’s love.

I went to the Gilroy Garlic Festival for the first time this weekend. To pump myself up for the festival, I watched Les Blank’s brilliant Garlic is as Good as Ten Mothers. (And I don’t ever call any film brillant.)

Garlic

The garlic braid I bought from the festival.

I had expected the festival to be a bit counter-culture, and maybe it was 30 years ago when most people, meaning white bread Americans, didn’t eat garlic. Garlic still has the stigma of being “stinky,” but I don’t think it scares The Man anymore.

I had the Gourmet Alley scampi, which was four pieces of shrimp and two pieces of bread on a bed of garlic. Then, I had the stuffed mushrooms. I didn’t find either food to be particularly garlicky, or gourmet, but maybe my garlic taste buds aren’t as sensitive as others. Maybe some of the beef or pork dishes would have had more garlic taste, but I didn’t feel too interested in paying $12 for either.

Then, I tried the garlic ice cream. I had the pecan praline flavor. I didn’t find the ice cream too garlicky either, but I could taste it in there and I really liked it actually. It’s strange to me how scared of garlic ice cream some people seemed to be. Some people seemed to really not like it, but I don’t know what flavors they were eating and if that had an effect. At any rate, the garlic ice cream seemed to be the only thing that seemed somewhat counter-culture.

The festival seemed like any other food festival. Barbecue, fajitas, corn on the cob… The arts and crafts vendors seem to be selling the same things as at any other fair… I guess, in the end, the festival has to play up the garlic twist that makes it “different” from other festivals, but it ends up being like most other festivals because most people just want some barbecue and a beer garden.

Don’t get me wrong, I had a good time. It was hot, dusty, and it took me six hours to drive up there (because I made a brief stop in Santa Cruz, it took me only five hours to drive back to L.A.), but now I’ve done it and I’m satisfied.

I cut off the bottom bulb of the braid to roast it. I had never seen a prettier garlic bulb. It looked just like a rose.

Garlic

I have no picture of what it looked like after I roasted it, because I ate it too quickly. Now, that was great garlic!

27 July 2008 – 11:30 PM

I finally tried Cocaine™

While on Hollywood Boulevard, I found a guy who was selling the Cocaine™ energy drink. It’s been pulled off the shelves, so I was curious about it.

Cocaine

The drink is supposed to have the highest caffeine content on the market. It has three and half times more caffeine than Red Bull.

Cocaine

I didn’t expect the drink to be red. To be funny, I put it in my Coca-Cola glass.

I’m not affected that much by caffeine, so I don’t feel different after drinking Cocaine™. I feel a little dehydrated. It wasn’t as delicious as I would have liked it to be, but I’m glad I tried it. The guy who sold me the Cocaine™ also wanted to sell me a marijuana drink. Maybe I’ll go back for that!

18 July 2007 – 7:00 PM

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times

At my new favorite restaurant, Cafe 50’s, I picked up its newsletter because there was a bunch of random facts on it. For example:

  • The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  • No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times.

That second fact got me thinking, why can’t you fold a piece of paper more than seven times? I tried folding a piece of paper on my desk, but I only folded it five times.

So, I thought there’s probably some mathematical reason why it’s impossible. If I started off with a 10″ x 10″ square piece of paper, the paper surface would decrease as follows:

  • 1st fold: 5″ x 10″
  • 2nd fold: 5″ x 5″
  • 3rd fold: 2.5″ x 5″
  • 4th fold: 2.5″ x 2.5″
  • 5th fold: 1.25 x 2.5″
  • 6th fold: 1.25″ x 1.25″
  • 7th fold: .625″ x 1.25″

I don’t know where these calculations are going. Basically, they don’t take into account the three-dimensional nature of the paper. I guess that’s it—nature has determined that paper shall not fold more than seven times.

That’s all I have to say about this subject.

24 June 2007 – 10:00 PM

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